blameitonthecheesecake:

Some poor angels probably fell into the middle of the ocean.

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definedbyfire:

illsevenyournine:

d0nnerparty-allnight:

fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne:

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS.

OH

MY

GOD

And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!

(Source: aboysbestfriendishismother)

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twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

what happens if you run in front of a car

you get tired

what happens if you run behind a car

you get exhausted

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breadmaakesyoufat:

causticgambler:

nayariverax:

remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.

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WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT

A RING DING DING DINGDEMGDEMG

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ponies-and-politics:

idreaminwords:

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG

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natalieincolor:

Taken by photographer Alison Jackson in 2008. Her quote: ‘I was shooting Benedict Cumberbatch the star of Atonement at the bar in the Ivy Club. We had this idea that he should pose naked on a bar stool with just a copy of the Financial Times. He didn’t think twice about doing it. He just stripped everything off in the club. There were other people around but no one gave him a second glance.’ Wow.

Finally; I wondered how this came about..

emmef203:

natalieincolor:

Taken by photographer Alison Jackson in 2008. Her quote: ‘I was shooting Benedict Cumberbatch the star of Atonement at the bar in the Ivy Club. We had this idea that he should pose naked on a bar stool with just a copy of the Financial Times. He didn’t think twice about doing it. He just stripped everything off in the club. There were other people around but no one gave him a second glance.’ Wow.

Finally; I wondered how this came about..

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